One of my favorite blogs to read is The Apron Stage. The authors are witty and down to earth, and almost every topic has me in stitches. Yesterday's post, by Lisa Piorczynski, includes the funniest "tag" questions imaginable (way better than the usual narcissistic ones which I have been guilty of participating in!). She asked people to leave their answers in the comments, and there are some hilarious posts. Think about your answers to these questions:
1) You are a James Bond villain. Describe your wardrobe, evil plot, lap pet, etc.
2) If Christmas cards were honest, what would yours have said this year?
3) You are head of an all-powerful Olympic committee wherein you get to choose an under appreciated and possibly unknown sport to make it into the games. Name the sport and, if necessary, describe its rules, etc.
4) Willy! Death of a Salesman, the Musical. Suggest a song title for one of the show’s hit numbers and, if you feel so inclined, provide lyrics & music.
5) For 24 hours, your body morphs into whatever gender you currently aren’t. What do you do for the day as a member of the opposite sex?
6) Do you believe in ghosts/ climate change/ your horoscope/ love at first sight?
7) If you could change one movie/book ending which ending would you change and how would you change it?
8 ) You are in charge of the marketing campaign for the Prada’s new change purse for men, the Cha-Ching. Describe your plan of attack.
9) Which would you rather own: a chia pet or a snuggie?
10) Describe the prank you’d pull on Dwight this week if you were Jim from The Office.
11) If your love life were captured by one pop song, which song would it be and why?
12) Gym vs. dieting. Discuss.
13) Which currently unrecognized significant day needs to be made into a national holiday?
14) Write the introduction to the following essay: Emoticons as Necessary Part of Academic Discourse.
15) If your significant other/ ex-significant other were a cereal, which cereal would he/she be and why?
2) If Christmas cards were honest, what would yours have said this year?
3) You are head of an all-powerful Olympic committee wherein you get to choose an under appreciated and possibly unknown sport to make it into the games. Name the sport and, if necessary, describe its rules, etc.
4) Willy! Death of a Salesman, the Musical. Suggest a song title for one of the show’s hit numbers and, if you feel so inclined, provide lyrics & music.
5) For 24 hours, your body morphs into whatever gender you currently aren’t. What do you do for the day as a member of the opposite sex?
6) Do you believe in ghosts/ climate change/ your horoscope/ love at first sight?
7) If you could change one movie/book ending which ending would you change and how would you change it?
8 ) You are in charge of the marketing campaign for the Prada’s new change purse for men, the Cha-Ching. Describe your plan of attack.
9) Which would you rather own: a chia pet or a snuggie?
10) Describe the prank you’d pull on Dwight this week if you were Jim from The Office.
11) If your love life were captured by one pop song, which song would it be and why?
12) Gym vs. dieting. Discuss.
13) Which currently unrecognized significant day needs to be made into a national holiday?
14) Write the introduction to the following essay: Emoticons as Necessary Part of Academic Discourse.
15) If your significant other/ ex-significant other were a cereal, which cereal would he/she be and why?
Tag: you're it!
1 comments:
hey whats up i am comin down on thurs. but then leaveing on fri becaouse i am going to california on fri with jj and jamo and i will be just my sister and i it will be awesome. i did have a great fourth of july i had i up in mccall i was cool. i havent seen you for a long time how has your summer been going. hey do you know how to make your scroll smaller like you dont have alot of older post i want to know i have been dying to know i hope you know
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